When McDonald's says it doesn't deliver to your area, but there's one outlet 10 minutes away from where you live.
HAPPY BELATED CELEBRATION GURL!
You know you're old when you don't feel like getting up to blow that stupid candle anymore.
Because God is faithful. He always is and always will be.
You know you've attained the highest pedigree in life when you sleep soundly on a watermelon.
When you can't seem to reach that spot.
Friend: What the hell are Pop-Tarts. Me: What the hell are you?
Fun Fact: The Sunflower head is actually made of many tiny flowers called florets.
Fact: There are five types of bones in the human body: long, short, flat, irregular, and sesamoid.
Fun Fact: Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.