This is for you Smith.
Pets have a better life than us, don't they?
When you ask for YOUR charger back, and they ask "What percent you on?".
When life hands you a razor.
A group of jellyfish is not a herd, or a school, or a flock; it's called a smack. Which is excatly how it feels when you touch one.
Why does McDonald's employees act like their whole career is on the line when you ask them for extra sauce?
Ever notice that all the clocks in "Pulp Fiction" are stopped at 4:20?
A dog named Duke has been the mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota since 2014, having won 3 election.
Fact: The current President of Iceland claims that he would ban pineapple as a topping on pizzas if he were allowed to pass laws on his own.
When your teacher asks if who did not hand up the homework but your squad are goals.