Pets have a better life than us, don't they?
Singapore
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When you ask for YOUR charger back, and they ask "What percent you on?".
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When life hands you a razor.
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A group of jellyfish is not a herd, or a school, or a flock; it's called a smack. Which is excatly how it feels when you touch one.
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Why does McDonald's employees act like their whole career is on the line when you ask them for extra sauce?
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Ever notice that all the clocks in "Pulp Fiction" are stopped at 4:20?
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A dog named Duke has been the mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota since 2014, having won 3 election.
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Fact: The current President of Iceland claims that he would ban pineapple as a topping on pizzas if he were allowed to pass laws on his own.
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When your teacher asks if who did not hand up the homework but your squad are goals.
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Every time when I wash a spoon.